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[czarina_kitty]

Title: Proofreading
Author: czarina_kitty
Characters:  team
Challenge: tw100 #173-- notes
Rating: PG               

           Sir,

I have reviewed your report dated 10/10/09 regarding the Altarian invasion:

1.       Consider revising the first paragraph.  (ex. “Once upon a time…”, “It was a dark and stormy night…”)

2.      Consider revising you final paragraph.  (ex. “And they all lived happily ever after.  Or, at least Jack did.”)

3.      Consider revising the report to contain some degree of truth.  Any degree of truth.  These reports are for the benefit of future Torchwood members and, when faced with a similar situation, they will need to know how we prevented the apocalypse, not all the permutations of a human/Altarian orgy. 

                       Ianto

 

 

Title: Supply Order
Author: czarina_kitty
Characters:  team
Challenge: tw100 #173-- notes
Rating: PG

Supply Order
File folders
Pens
Correction fluid
Tape  We never used to this much tape before Gwen started
Photo paper for printer  or photo paper
Photo ink for printer  or ink
Computer discs
Bin liners
Plankton
Notebooks
Envelopes
.455 Webley cartridges  Jack, we’ve been over this before Tesco still does not carry these
Dark chocolate
Post-it notes
Jellied eels Eww  Hey, it’s research!
Paper clips I prefer binder clips, much more versatile, if you know what I mean   No, Jack… Just no.
Rubber bands?  no
Wooden ruler?  Jack, I’m warning you…
Carbon paper?  Not sure it still exists, but no 

Comments

[czarina-kitty.livejournal.com]

I've been threatening to start my reports at work this way.
Office supplies can be fun.