If It’s Alien…

 Title:  If It’s Alien…
Author: czarina_kitty
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing/character: Ianto Jones
Rating: PG-13
Kink:  exhibitionism
Warnings: bad clichés
Disclaimer: I do not own, or make any money from the use of, these characters.
Notes: written for a square on my kink_bingo card

 

 

( While the motto of Torchwood One had always been “if it’s alien it’s ours”, the oft quoted but largely unwritten motto of Torchwood Three had to be “if it’s alien, we’ll shag it (or at least give it a really good snog).” ... )