You Might Work for Torchwood If...

[czarina_kitty]

Title: You Might Work for Torchwood If…
Author:  czarina_kitty
Characters: team
Challenge: tw_100 # 203, L is for Lists
Rating:  PG
Notes: I do not own, or make any money from the use of, these characters.   

 

1. Your boss killed your girlfriend.  Now he wants to shag you.
2. You’ve killed your boss.  And you still work for him.
3. You’ve been taken hostage.  More than once.  Today.
4. You’ve developed an odd fetish for great coats and braces.
5. Every emergency action plan begins with coffee and ends with pizza.
6. You can name more than a few things to do with a stopwatch.
7. You consider ret-con a recreational drug.
8. You know the outcome of dinosaur vs. robot.
9. Lies, deceit, betrayal—is it Wednesday already?
10. If it’s alien, you’ll snog it.

Comments

[10docandr.livejournal.com]

I love it... I have a great coat fetish.

[samueljames]

Funny but with an undercurrent of sadness. Great list.

[jooles34.livejournal.com]

Very nicely done.

[aviv-b.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[chamilet]

Excellent!!

[rustydog.livejournal.com]

Oh, fantastic! What a great twist on that comedy trope. And all so true!

[lone-star-woman.livejournal.com]

Every emergency action plan begins with coffee and ends with pizza.

Yes.

There is a bit of melancholy in this list, and I like it.

[jo02]

This was great! And then I Lol'd to myself as I gave a character to each of the points, some obvious, some not so much. It started with Owen for #5 ... and I amused myself with assigning Gwen to #3 then I got to thinking that was more fandom-based than canon-based but *snort* IDK :)
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[bk_forever]

LMAO! Torchwood really does provide a unique working environment!

[hab318princess.livejournal.com]

great list, so many emotions in so few words