Issues--comment fic.

[czarina_kitty]

Title: Issues
Author: czarina_kitty
Fandom: Torchwood
Disclaimer: I do not own, or make any money from the use of, these characters.
Notes:  100 words of silliness for comment_fic: theme=free for all.  When I saw the prompt, this had to be written.
Prompt:  

Any, any, You can't just fix everyone's issues with your dick!

 

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?  That’s my girlfriend you’ve got your hands all over.  And why are her jeans undone?”
“Calm down, Rhys.  She just had a bad day.”
“So?”
“So…I’m helping her out here.”
“By shagging her?”
“Well, yeah, of course.  It’s what I do.”
“You’re joking.”
“No, really.  How do you think Ianto got over Lisa so quickly?  Or Tosh after Mary?  Or any of them after the cannibals?”
“Jack, you can’t just fix everyone’s issues with your dick!”
“You say that now, but give me 20 minutes and I’ll prove to you I can.”